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texts and alerts right on your watch when paired with a compatible smartphone

BEST FOR: Everyday wear

the Hipster Racer stretches to fit your individual contours

ACTIVITY: Running

Newly implemented Helion super foam for your strongest performance yet

PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) ARMBANDS texts and alerts right onFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"